Purchasing Magazines as a form of Retail Therapy---a trend?

...I have been going through the motions since I lost it all- am I loosing my marbles or am I simply a lonely duckling sitting on the fence? I have no idea; but I do know this fact- I am now officially a magazine junkie and somewhere inside these magazines- what do i search for? Apps. What is this? Am I closely moving out of fashion and back into the arms of ICT? I am in need of a Summly increase- I need an App developed to make me feel better and yes, I do need the money. My mind bugles and all I want to do is become a rich billionaire that has it all and in the process- keep my calender rich as well. I am not aiming to be a Robert Kardashian impersonator- but it would be nice to meet the guy someday and bond. Male bonding----I knew it- I am losing it altogether- and the only way to get a cure is to embrace retail therapy and shop till I drop on my knees weeping. Am joking- I am not loosing sleep over anything- I am just restless and bored- I need to be ignited to do something spectacular...I will embrace it all inside- I will not just become a magazine addict- I will have my own glossy pages sooner than I know it.